Paul Niswander Gone Missing

Since Paul has not blogged in, oh, let's see...7 months, I have decided to hack into his blog and post on his behalf. We fear that this native Kentuckian has been lost somewhere in the northern metropolis of Philadelphia. If you have seen a bald redneck in a brightly colored polo anywhere in the southeastern Pennsylvania area, please contact New Hope International Ministries or the American Red Cross. Warning: he may be disoriented and/or unshaven.